Swinging With the Finkels – review

Short of having a urethral swab or inserting a cucumber up yourself, it's hard to imagine a more queasy form of torture than this dismal British sex comedy – about a man who has a urethral swab and a woman who inserts a cucumber up herself. Martin Freeman and Mandy Moore play an everyday pair of London millionaires who discover problems in the bedroom of their Covent Garden loft apartment. These issues are duly resolved with the most stiff and listless gags this side of the morgue. Spare a thought for poor Angus Deayton, who blunders into one scene naked from the waist down. Spare another for hapless, befuddled Jerry Stiller, who took a wrong turn out of Seinfeld and somehow wound up at the worst party in town.