From Stevie Wonder to Sirallun, this week's winners and losers

Words of the week "If I could see, I'd be kicking a lot of ass!" Stevie Wonder at Glastonbury . Best made-up sport of the week Robot boxing. Hugh Jackman is shooting Real Steel, a film about a dad who builds a robot fighter with his kid. Oversight of the week Angelina Jolie, describing her child army in the new Vanity Fair , forgets all about red-headed adopted child, Pax! Time for him to get a new agent. Economic crisis solution of the week Lord Sirallun's offering to put up £250,000 to invest in a new business as the prize for the next winner of The Apprentice. Ghetto hardship Oscar bid of the week Tracy Jordan in 30 Rock 's season finale: "I was so poor I once saw a baby tattooing another baby. They we're both drunk!" See also: "We had it so hard I once saw a prostitute stabbing a clown." Glastonbury moment of the week The Guide team, like half the audience, spent most of Gorillaz's headline slot watching a man slowly disrobe on top of a wooden pole. It's DARE! Ebay item of the week Lib Dem Principles (Used). Best bid at time of press … £1.20. Exciting indie/R&B tour news of the week Of Montreal and Janelle Monáe are planning an extravagant double-headed live set. Expect weirdness. twitter.com/guideguardian