David Sullivan and David Gold

David Sullivan's appearance in Paul Jones's effort will live long in our nightmares Photograph: Photomontage Philip Gunns pays tribute to Midnight Cowboy. 'Two men mired in a seedy industry attempt to escape their tawdry lives by chasing a dream – tragedy ensues' Photograph: Photomontage 'A quirk in the architecture of the Boleyn Ground made it harder than expected to get rid of Avram Grant,' guffaws Joe Reed Photograph: Photomontage Messrs Gold and Sullivan used their contacts in gentlemen's literature to break the O'Neill to West Ham rumours, according to Rob Marriott Photograph: Photomontage Rob Schofield offered us this under the counter effort Photograph: Photomontage Allan North foresees a betrayal Photograph: Photomontage There are plenty of ways to bet in-play at West Ham, but Phil Brown's has to be the Next Manager Method Photograph: Photomontage 'When the marketing guys said this year's season review would be a slapstick comedy, this isn't quite what they had in mind,' says Rich Liggins Photograph: Photomontage JG brings us this Disney-themed jaunt Photograph: Photomontage 'The two Daves love ogling any bit of talent that shimmies by,' says the Gallery's resident pearly king, Brian Corcoran Photograph: Photomontage 'No you plonker,' shouts Paul Agius, who is clearly a fan of Only Fools and Horses. 'I said we were getting "marinated eels" in' Photograph: Photomontage Richard Wood reckons professional Mugatu lookalike , David Gold, has changed the West Ham boardroom's decor Photograph: Photomontage 'Avram assures Messrs Sullivan & Gold that removing him from the helm would have dire consequences for Princess Karren,' says Return of the Jedi's Jason Froggett Photograph: Photomontage 'With tourism failing in Torquay the next great Fawlty business project was about to get underway,' snorts Adam Harvey Photograph: Photomontage Jack De'Ath has his own take on the Brady Bunch: Here's the story/Of Karren Brady/Who was working alongside two total clots/Sullivan & Gold/They can’t decide/If they want to sack Avram or not Photograph: Photomontage 'It truly has been a Hammers House of Horror starring the two Davids for West Ham fans this season,' sighs John Barry Photograph: Photomontage 'It's scarves for goalposts as Avram "Grant" Mitchell is welcomed back into the EastEnders fold,' says Charles Roberts on a trip to Albert Square Photograph: Photomontage Oliver Sparrow goes for the Olympic Stadium angle: 'Oh yes, Lord Coe, we're very keen on keeping the athletics track. So much so we've both taken up a spot of running ourselves...' Photograph: Photomontage