The Ann Widdecombe caption competition

• Anton: "Ann, have you done this before?" Anne: "Oh yes, goose-stepping was positively encouraged in Norman Tebbit's day." – Jim Benson • Ann: "I showed this to the pope. He said his tastes were more Catholic." – Ken Armstrong • Ann: "I've got my leg up. How do I get it down?" Anton: "Ah. That's tomorrow's lesson." – Ann Hastings • Anton: "This is the classic Nutcracker position." Ann: "Well why don't you wear looser trousers?" – Alan Wightman • Ann: "Did you step in it too?" – Paul Warwick • Ann: "There's something of the right about you" Anton: "You can talk!" – Noreen Byrne