Joe Cole

'Joe took no time at all to blend into his new surroundings,' chirps Matt Coaker Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Photograph 'Joe the Lovable Cockney Costermonger was sure his barrow had had wheels when he first pitched up outside Anfield,' roars Rob Marriott Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Come on Joe, take the red pill,' Matrixes Swagatam Banerjee, 'and we'll show you how deep the Gillett hole goes ...' Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Photograph Joe a mercenary? Surely not. This courtesy of Bert Ayers Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph Here's more of the same from Oliver Stoyle Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Photograph Mark Byrne drags the theme to slightly more disturbing levels Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'At the gates of heaven, Roy persuades Joe to join the flock,' hallelujahs Jimmy Hussey Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Having 'sold' the club to Coley, Gerro and Carra set about selling him a new look,' snorts Steven Jones Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph Douglas Fenech also gives our Joe a northern welcome Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph Jack McGinity reckons Joe's dainty little feet make him the fairy cross the Mersey. Boom boom Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Joe plugs that hole that no one else can fill,' laughs Louis Heasman Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Joe was touched that his new family waited patiently until he was free to join them,' chortles Brian Corcoran Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph The reason for Tim Daly's EastEnders-inspired effort? 'I always thought Sammy Lee looked like Mo Slater and Joe Cole like Zammo ...' Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Joe only went to Liverpool because he couldn't be bothered to make a bigger trophy cabinet,' sniggers Sid Holton Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Harry stank of a jilted lover as he walked the streets of New York this week.' Joe Mackenzie gets marked down for his Photoshop skills but we appreciate the sentiment Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph Don't Joe and Yossi look happy? This from David Stinton Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Buried deep in the Cole, Roy finds a diamond in the rough,' cackles Kovid Mishra Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Abandoned by his spoilt owners, Joe soon found a home with a kindly old man,' honks Ben Daly Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph Tom Nycz-Losi sees the relationship in a far more sinister light Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Joe and Stevie hope their honeymoon will last forever and ever.' Al Balmer we salute you Photomontage: Picture Photograph: n/a/Photograph