Manchester United fans v the Glazers

Paul Hargest gets the ball rolling this week with this disturbing little number: 'Come Keith, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave leader, and your red knights to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding.' Eeeeeuuwwww! Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk 'After her successful secret scarf campaign, Delia's consortium The Green Peppers pipped The Red Knights to the post and made imminent changes,' parps James Edwards Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk 'It seems the Glazers have trouble understanding why the United fans are so annoyed about being £790m in the financial sh*t,' chuckles Niel Butler Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk Will Wilson reckons despite their keenness to see the back of the Glazers, United fans still had a few nagging doubts about the new consortium Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk Cooking's most wholesome celebrity makes another appearance at Old Trafford to rally the green and golds. This courtesy of Dan Cooper Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk 'Rio, Ryan and Wazza join the fans in their bid for liberty from the Glazers' oppressive regime, while JT can only contemplate the enormous debts hanging over other Premier League clubs,' booms Philip Gunns Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk 'Hannibal Glazer agrees to meet with the green and gold protesters,' titters Al Balmer Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk Jon Warren predicts that Phil Brown and Andriy Voronin will be among the new faces brought in to appease United fans following sufficient budget cuts Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk Monty Python's Holy Grail was the inspiration for this effort in which the Black Knight is as stubborn as ever. 'Nope, still not selling,' says Bob Basi Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk It's Delia again. 'Paranoia gripped Old Trafford. Even celebrities from Norwich couldn't let their hair down at the Rovers Return any more,' guffaws Brian Corcoran Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk Al Balmer's back for more and this time he's wearing angry rubber wristbands: 'The Glazers get some feedback on their seven-year plan' Photograph: guardian.co.uk Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk