The Measure

Going up Stationery as fashion So Gaga . See also Richard Nicoll's autumn catwalk , where bulldog clips were fastened to the likes of jacket lapels. Paperclips as the new value-for-money brooch? Floral jumpsuits Having a moment. Tucker's new version is our tip to brighten up your autumn wardrobe The Wham Bam wedge Aside from the jolly name, Office 's new stacked-up shoe, complete with sci-fi ankle detail, will totally bridge the seasonal gap. Out Monday, £90 Jackson Pollock The splatter look is more than a micro trend for menswear next spring. Cue amazing Dries splatter shirts, Kris Van Assche tops and (slightly tricky) JPG slacks Going down Scruffy hair/weird dyes First Kelly Osbourne went greyish-purple , then Sarah Harding chose a sort of pink-blond . Odd hue choices aside, has neither of them heard of a brush? Tom Ford's beard We love you, Tom, and we appreciate your Virgo-ness in almost all other scenarios, but your beard is starting to look as if you trim it with a ruler Plain plimsolls So last summer! We're into our crazy stride now, and eyeing up the new Keith Haring for Tommy Hilfiger hi-tops