Alan Carr drives Piers Morgan to distraction

It is fair to assume that Piers Morgan is not a huge fan of Channel 4's Alan Carr . According to the Sun the former Mirror man said Carr had "quite possibly the most excruciatingly high-pitched, whiny, helium-fuelled, nasal repugnant voice in the history of mankind". This after Carr said he would like to replace Morgan as a judge on Britain's Got Talent. Alan, it's over to you.