Sun's Buzz triggers Guardian's G-Spot

The Sun isn't the only newspaper to launch its own perfume , it would appear. So has the Guardian , with a tasty little fragrance called G-Spot . It smells like an Apple – "the computer, not the fruit", says the blurb, for people who like a "light sprinkling of liberalism all over their views ... G-Spot. For your body politic." It's at this point we should say the perfume is the invention of the good people of The Poke . So please – don't ask us where you can buy it. No matter how much you wish it was true.