The Queen: caption competition

Queen: OK, let's see what this little baby can do . . . Bodyguard: Your seat belt, Ma'am . . . Queen: It doesn't bloody work since Charles cut the damn thing . . . Bodyguard: But even so, Ma'am . . . Queen: If you think I'm going to hang around and watch another minute of dreary polo while you try and fix it, you can fork right orf. Bodyguard: Very good, Ma'am. It would help if you put it in gear . . . Post your suggestions below