Mail's Taser story is shocking stuff

Back when Monkey was a trainee journalist, hacks were taught never to write something into their copy that they would be embarrassed about seeing in print. Someone at Mail Online needs to learn this lesson after this appeared in a story today, and even includes a handy news editor's note : "Peter dropped to the ground in agony after one electric probe missed his meat and two by three inches – this needs to be rephrased."