Alan Carr snaps back at Piers Morgan

Readers may remember the ongoing feud between Piers Morgan and Alan Carr. Yesterday we reported how the former Mirror editor had taken a pop at the Channel 4 chatshow host in the Sun , describing him, among many other things, "as annoying as the Crankies". Carr has now hit back, saying he refuses to be "drawn into an argument with someone whose face resembles a butternut squash". Truly, it's turning into one of the bust-ups of the millennium.