Internet picks of the week

The Burning House If your home were on fire, what would you take with you if you had time to choose a handful of stuff? As well as being a way to help you declutter, answering this question reveals a great deal about your personality, priorities and interests. Here, a bunch of random contributors do so in a photographic format – their possessions laid out neatly and beautifully shot for posterity. Family photo albums (and memory cards) feature prominently in the resulting collection of things that really matter to people, as do favourite shirts, childhood toys and albums. The wrestle between practical and sentimental is common, but is resolved by one 60-year-old in a bag containing money and peanut butter. Burgerac This burger detective is "hot on the trail of the finest burger in town", a mission that has found him visiting high-end meaty establishments in London and New York. As well as mouth-watering shots of cheese melting into premium beef, there are various bits of burger ephemera including burger wallets, knitted burgers and burger salt and pepper shakers. There are also clips from Channel 4's cartoon series Bob's Burgers, plus news of pop-up burger nights – the next, on 27 June, is accompanied by burger-inspired artworks created by illustrators including James Joyce, to go with your side of fries. Blog roll: Dad Wave At The Bus About the dad who waves at his son's school bus in a different fancy-dress costume every day. Dancing Dads An alarming video collection of extreme dad dancing. Parent Fail The perils of combining parenting with motorcycling. Oi Polloi Vintage pastimes, free tunes and menswear inspiration to keep you away from the chino. We Love Sheds From potting shed to pubs in sheds, tales of old dads (and the occasional mum) living the dream. 1001 Rules For My Unborn Son Why wait for your child to be born before you stress the importance of watching movies until the end? What we learned on the web this week Kate Middleton's got a new look Cheerleading is an extreme sport The dramatic decline of M Night Shyamalan What was in Popeye's pipe Over is better than under The greatest movie sandwiches Facebook's effect on human relationships Dogs are being humiliated What happened to the cast of Ferris Bueller's Day Off Watch out for those Muslamic Ray Guns