Asamoah Gyan

' After their performance against Chelsea , Asamoah Gyan and Boudewijn Zenden are swiftly drafted into Strictly’s line up,' says Jason Froggett. 'That’s two weeks on the trot that I’ve crafted a man’s face on to a woman’s body,' he adds a little mournfully Photograph: Photomontage Fred Palley made our day with this chucklesome effort Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Action images Andrew Aymer wants to snap up Asamoah for a certain talent show Photograph: Photomontage 'Asamoah's moves inspired Zenden to fuse some MC Hammer with Flashdance' – Edward Bewick pays tribute to The Office Photograph: Photomontage Guy Hamilton dons his punning hat Photograph: Photomontage Robert Schofield reckons Asamoah's ballet skills could be put to good use on primetime TV Photograph: Photomontage 'In recognition of Asamoah Gyan's ascent into rap immortality with his single, African Girls , A Tribe Called Quest have redone the album cover for Midnight Marauders to include the Sunderland sensation,' announces Coachie Ballgames. 'He's bottom right for those not good at Where's Wallly?' Photograph: Photomontage George Soiza noticed one of the Strictly judges was particularly impressed by Asamoah's skills Photograph: Photomontage 'He gets knocked down but he gets up again ... Go Rocky go!' – A seasonal effort from Brian Corcoran Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain No caption? WHADDYA MEAN NO CAPTION? Andrew Emmerson incurs our wrath Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain That's better. 'In lieu of the Match of the Day ridicule, Zenden proves he’s still got it' titters Andrew Emmerson Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain 'Insufferable your arrogance must be!' Gyan is starting to think he may need a new mentor, parps Bert Ayers Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain 'From nowhere Sunderland find themselves a new hope for the future. Expect mid-season flirtations with the idea that Fraizer Campbell is a better option before people come to their senses and continue with Gyan' – Tom Nycz-Losi's Photoshopping skills are second to none Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain 'There's a new show on Tyneside, coming soon to a theatre, cinema or stadium near you' – Peter Briers's entry is positively febrile Photograph: Public Domain 'Gyan and Zenden work on some new dance routines' – Thanks to Paul Berry for another Strictly-inspired effort Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain 'After scoring for Sunderland, Gyan likes nothing better than heading down to his local fromagerie to pick up some cheese. According to him it is 'sweet and sexy' and reminds him of African Girls – Ed Howard Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain Mr 'Has-a-mower' Gyan – Chris Vannozzi makes the worst pun in the history of the Gallery. But we like it Photograph: Photomontage Photograph: Public Domain