Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan

Chris Vannozzi kicks things off with this touching family portrait Photomontage: n/a Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Can Nolan use the force to keep his adolescent apprentice from joining the dark side?' ponders Lewis Done Photomontage: n/a Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Andy took to Kevin’s bedtime story routine so quickly that the kids invited all their friends over for a storytime sleepover,' chirps Jason Froggett Photomontage: n/a Photograph: n/a/Photograph 'Life at Casa Nolan wasn’t as homely as Andy had imagined' – Matt Maguire Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship' – Cole Henley Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'YABA DABA...Oh.... hello Andy' – Josh Harris does some seriously crude cropping Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'More-dumb and Not-so-Wise: classic comic capers from the Geordie double act' – Carleton Creek Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Why use the obvious Nolans pun when you can riff on a well-known 1995 big-screen classic? What do you mean you've never heard of it?' Daniel Cooper, of course we've heard of it Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Nolan whips bad-boy Carroll into shape during house stay,' titters Jamie Brooker Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Andy and Kevin relaxing, ready for the start of MOTD,' says Sid Holton Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Things to do at a Nolan sleepover: 1) Watch 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants'. 2) Talk about players who don't fancy playing against us. 3) Braid Andy's hair' – Matt Pearson goes all girly on us Photograph: Public Domain 'I'm sure this year's Nolan family Christmas card won't be at all awkward' – Thomas Nycz-Losi reminds us it's only 45 days until Christmas Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Kevin's superior house training bred Andy's success!' Brian Corcoran is positively gurgling with laughter Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Bring me sunshine or a cup of tea!' Andrew Hiscox titters Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'Andy Carroll brings a little sunshine to the Nolan household' – Paul Berry riffs on a familiar theme Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain 'This one really made me chuckle; I’d love to see this played out for real!' Jason Froggett laughs at his own joke Photograph: n/a Photograph: Public Domain