From 8-bit Floyd to David Guetta, this week's winners and losers

Epic video of the week MIA's nine-minute punk screamer and sonic assault (directed by Romain-Gavras) Born Free, in which we learn that ultra violence is, like, really bad. Warning: NSFW. Cancellation of the week The Beeb has axed postmodern masterpiece Hole In The Wall. Will David Hasselhoff be on hand to perform when the wall finally comes down? Here's hoping. 2UP of the week Dark Side of The Moon remade entirely from 8-bit videogame sounds? Bonus points all round. bit.ly/darksidenes Best source of last-minute election day tips Cameron, Clegg and Brown take note: G.O.L.D. is showing 10 hours of Yes, Prime Minister on 6 May. Testosterone overload of the week You can almost smell the sweat from The Expendables trailer: STALLONE! STATHAM! LUNDGREN! LI! ROURKE! With bonus guns/grins/GNNNNs from WILLIS and SCHWARZENEGGER! Most last-minute upping of the election game Labour has called in 24 director Stephen Hopkins to direct its new ad: "This is BROWN! Patch me through to CLEGG, DAMMIT!" R&B ruiner of the year David Guetta. The cheesy dance douche is now working with Kelis, Ciara and Rihanna. Stop the madness! Save our R&B! Etc! twitter.com/guideguardian