From SoulBoy to Tom Cruise, this week's winners and losers

Best dancers of the week Forget Spelbound, check the amphetamine-assisted spins on display in SoulBoy , which threatens to be the first decent movie depiction of the northern soul scene. Keep the faith! Unlikely dancer of the week Tom Cruise reprising his Tropic Thunder role to bust some hip-hop moves at the MTV Awards. Xenu would be proud! This week's best "it's not purgatory" series finale 24 manages to wind up eight very long days without sending Jack down the Ashes To Ashes/Lost road. Phew. Best festival accessory of the year Orange's Power Wellies promise to charge your phone with a "power generating sole" while you stomp around. Those boots are made for talking. Best Mad Men cameo of the week The Adjustment Bureau trailer sees Roger Sterling (AKA John Slattery) trying to correct his path through life. He's got no chance. Predictable cameo of the week Devo are to appear in Futurama's 100th episode as mutant rights campaigners. Whip that, Bender. Best use of a song title generator of the week Richard Ashcroft for his new band RPA & The United Nations Of Sound. Includes: This Thing Called Life, She Brings Me The Music, Let My Soul Rest. Oh dear. twitter.com/guideguardian