From Janelle Monáe to Jedward, this week's winners and losers

Secret folkie of the week We knew she could do ultramodern pop R&B, but we weren't expecting Janelle Monáe to pull off a Mamas And The Papas-style number on ace new album, The ArchAndroid. Hot! Bad Timing Of The Week BBC3's new adult puppet sitcom Mongrels features, erm, a cuddly urban fox. Boom boom. Good TV drama news of the week The underrated Breaking Bad has been signed up for a fourth series. (Dear Five: could we have the third one soon please? Or even a repeat of the first two? Thanks.) You still here? tweet of the week @planetjedward : "You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?" Like, woah! Unexpected interruption of the week Those Ben Elton / We Will Rock You ads on Spotify. Leave it aaaaht, pal. Bizarre Wire event of the week The Streets Vs The Law, a charity paintball event in New York where you got the chance to shoot teams made up of Wire stars Omar, Marlo, Snoop and Kima. So very wrong, yo. Bizarre Wire news of the week Police in London used surveillance techniques from The Wire to convict members of one of London's most notorious bike-theft gangs. Wonder if the stats were duked? Twitter.com/guideguardian to get this sort of stuff daily